Location of Business: Corner of Chastain Way & Route 7 General Income: $$-$$$ Owner(s) Of Business: Mr. Murdery (Stanley Pines) Employees: TBA
Just on the edge of town, but not quite all the way on the edge of town, is a run down shack with glittery signs advertising something ominously called THE MURDER HUT. However, if you enter expecting a fight for your life, you will be sorely mistaken.
The Murder Hut is a tourist trap! It opens into a gift shop first and foremost, and from there you can join a tour group to see the real attraction - a room filled with strange and bizarre skeletons and taxidermy! Some of the monsters are recognizable as being from Deerington's strangeness, but others are straight from the mind of the one and only Mr. Murdery. The general atmosphere is somewhere between a side show and a haunted house, with an emphasis on the mysterious, goofy, and honestly anything he can make a half-decent pun out of. People who ask stupid questions about whether he actually commits murders will get stupid answers they'll deeply regret.
Tours are $15 a piece, and souvenirs vary! Check out extended business information for more!
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THE MURDER HUT
Location of Business: Corner of Chastain Way & Route 7
General Income: $$-$$$
Owner(s) Of Business: Mr. Murdery (Stanley Pines)
Employees: TBA
Just on the edge of town, but not quite all the way on the edge of town, is a run down shack with glittery signs advertising something ominously called THE MURDER HUT. However, if you enter expecting a fight for your life, you will be sorely mistaken.
The Murder Hut is a tourist trap! It opens into a gift shop first and foremost, and from there you can join a tour group to see the real attraction - a room filled with strange and bizarre skeletons and taxidermy! Some of the monsters are recognizable as being from Deerington's strangeness, but others are straight from the mind of the one and only Mr. Murdery. The general atmosphere is somewhere between a side show and a haunted house, with an emphasis on the mysterious, goofy, and honestly anything he can make a half-decent pun out of. People who ask stupid questions about whether he actually commits murders will get stupid answers they'll deeply regret.
Tours are $15 a piece, and souvenirs vary! Check out extended business information for more!